Soap and Water
A minister was asked to dinner by one of his church members. He knew she was a bad housekeeper but agreed. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the ....

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My personal assistant, his wife and I took a road trip to visit my p.a.’s father out in the country. He was hosting a get together to make apple butter (a fall tradition). Lots of people were expected, so Nash and Scruff stayed home. Too many people freak them out. ....

Mom took me to Tyler last weekend to get a haircut. I think I told you she left me there all alone and went shopping with her friend D. Well, needless to say, this is not my favorite thing. Look at this picture. I’m trying to be as little and unnoticable as I can so maybe they won’t pick ....

You might remember way back in Feburary I found out about a Secret Squirrel training Facility. Well just look at what one of mom’s friends showed me on the internet today!

It’s ....

I was doing some speed work today in the backyard. Here’s how I do it. First I speed this way…

then back this way…

and ....

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love: long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in ....

Well, it’s finally happened. My personal assistant has finished his hospice training and he has time to get me back on the internet.

These pictures were taken today before lunch. ....

Ten top ways to tell if Martha Stewart is stalking your dog
10. There’s potpourri hanging from his/her collar.
9. The dog’s nails have been cut with pinking shears. ....

Captain Rusty of the Squirrel Patrol
Daisy the Dog asked if they could keep a squirrel for a pet if they caught ....